"you look like your parents"
yeah i have this theory called genetics
Im not sure your theory is particularly valid cause I look NOTHING like my parents
if you don’t look like your parents why would someone say this to you
*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor
do you ever sing a duet and pretend youre both people
#WHAT ABOUT US #WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH #WHAT ABOUT TRUST!!! #YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU!! #WHAT ABOUT ME???????? #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!??!?!?!? #I GOTTA LEAVE BUT ILL MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!
i remember those days when i followed such a small number of blogs and i was able to scroll through all the posts i missed when i was sleeping and come back to the one i left off on the day before
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.
He brought it to school today and I’m just-
is all of that
wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries
if me dying doesnt involve at least 2 explosions and a ferrari im going to be outraged
if anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s some millionaire walking around who invented these little shits