Studying for finals is like encountering the silence: the second you look away from the book you forgot what you just read
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
So I’m in college to be a history teacher, and today I realized that I have been blessed with the opportunity to open my class every year with “People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, when actually it’s more like a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey… stuff.”
You’ll be the best teacher
I keep switching from “wow I need to restrict and become super skinny and dainty” to “I need to eat clean and exercise more and be really fit” to “I can eat whatever the fuck I want, I’m supposed to be recovering after all” and it’s so exhausting.
I can’t stress enough how accurate this is